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Interesting Quotes in No Particular Order!!

Things I can relate to, find funny, or just think are well said.



I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. --Groucho Marx

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die. --Mel Brooks

(Note: My great-great grandpa A"H died when he fell down a man hole on Delancy Street in New York City and died!)

Don't talk to me while I'm interupting you. --Sam Goldwyn

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. --David Letterman

If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer. --Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Yes, I am a Jew, and when the ancestor's of of the right honorable gentelman were brutal savages on an unknown island, mine were preists in the temple of Solomon. --Benjamin Disraeli, responding to an anti-Jewish taunt in parliment

There are three kinds of lies: lies, infamous lies and statistics. --Benjamin Disraeli

On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out. --Anonymous

The so-called lessons of history are for the most part the rationalizations of the victors. History is written by the survivors. --Max Lerner

It´s better to be judged by twelve, than carried by six. --Anonymous

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! --Anonymous

If you don't like the news, go out and make some. --Anonymous

You need the computing power of a Pentium, 16 MB RAM and 1 GB Harddisk to run Windows 95. It took the computing power of 3 Commodore 64's to fly to the Moon. Something is wrong here, and it wasn't the Apollo. --Anonymous

640K of computer memory ought to be enough for anybody. --Bill Gates, 1981

Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. --Al Pacino in Godfather 2

I was watching CNN during the riots of Los Angeles a couple of years ago and they were showing video footage of a mob looting a radio shack. Running out of the radio shack was hi-fis, video cameras and everything they could pick up. But the radio shack was right next to a Macintosh dealership which had powerbooks in the window. And it was untouched. So here these incredible valuable portable very, very powerful computers was sitting untouched behind an unbroken shop-window while the poor people steal Sony Walkmans. I felt that was so sad, and so indicative of our real problem. --William Gibson